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  • by Roberto Rocha
  • published from India
  • on 2010.11.12

What a $5 hotel in India looks like

I want to find the little lying bastard who told me the for $5 you can get a good, clean, comfortable hotel room anywhere in India.

He should suffer for warping my expectations in such an inhumane way.

This is what you get for $5 in the town of Kottayam, Kerala state.

The bed:
A colony of mildew is positioned to jump on your head in your sleep and take over your brain. The pillow case comes pre-soiled with one (1) pubic hair.

The sink


The bathroom
A 20-watt lightbulb provides mood lighting, casting a honeyed glow on the tile grime.

The spiders are complimentary.

Comments

15 people commented so far
  1. I think it is pretty obvious that when you go that low for a room price, it is kind of expected that you are not getting the best room. Common sense counts most of the time. :)

    by Jenkz Ardaniel on 2010.11.13
  2. Só me conta uma coisa : vc se hospedou nesse ‘hotel’ ????
    Acho que dormiu, pq na foto da cama dá pra ver uma parte da sua mochila. ahahahahaha
    Eu teria dormido ao relento …. mesmo que essas aranhas fosse de plástico.

    by J. Carlos on 2010.11.14
  3. J. CArlos: Fiquei lá sim, mas não na cama da foto. Tinha outro cama, ligeiramente mais limpa, ao lado. Mas não acho que dormi por um segundo. Além do travisseiro de pedra, fiquei imaginando insetos mutantes subindo na minha perna.

    by Roberto Rocha on 2010.11.15
  4. Jenkz: you’re right, but our expectations are shaped by experience and hearsay. I found quite decent rooms for $5 in Southeast Asia and Central America. In other parts of India, a $6-7 room can be lovely. So common sense is not so common sometimes.

    by Roberto Rocha on 2010.11.15
  5. the spiders’ eyes can be seen! =O

    by dan on 2010.11.16
  6. Roberto,

    These photos made me cringe! For me, the deal-breaker was the spiders. They’re gigantic! Hell no would I let them be my roommates.

    I had a similar thing happen when I went to Yogyakarta, Indonesia. Some British backpackers in Malaysia had given me a business card for the hotel they’d stayed in a few weeks before.

    “Really cheap and really nice!” they’d said. It was US$7.50 a night. When I got there, I found out that place was a run-down hellhole! Although not quite as bad as yours.

    The next day, I immediately moved into a super-nice hotel that cost US$9.50 a night. I’ve never been so happy to spend more money!

    Marcus

    P.S. I discovered your wonderful blog AGES ago to respond to a comment Bianca wrote on the other blog I wrote for, Vagablogging.net

    Inspired by your work on Mojotrotters, I re-designed my travel blog. It’s the website I’ve provided.

    by Marcus on 2010.11.18
  7. holy shit!!
    no way!

    que horror! is true we can see their eye!

    oublie le $5…not even for free!

    by JaNa on 2010.11.19
  8. Unfortunately, Marcus, it was wither this room or $20 at a three-star. Kottayam has lousy lodging options. I took the room, making sure to sleep in a silk sleeping sack and knowing (hoping) the spiders wouldn’t bother me if I didn’t bother them.

    I was out of there by the crack of dawn.

    Thanks for your nice comments on our blog. Your site looks great.

    by Roberto Rocha on 2010.11.20
  9. What do the cheap hotels cost in Goa?

    by derum datum on 2010.12.24
  10. derum: Depends on the town. At Palolem, the backpackers’ beach of choice, seaside bungalows start at 400-500 rupees. You can find cheaper rooms in guesthouses away from the beach.

    by Roberto Rocha on 2010.12.26
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  12. That’s WAY too much for that room – should be $1-3! Makes for a good blog post / story though :)

    by Jo-Z on 2011.02.25
  13. The spiders? One LOOOOONG silent scream heard only by dogs.

    by Paige Nienaber on 2013.11.19
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